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Elon Musk to Attempt World’s First Brain Transplant—With His Own Pre-Programmed Genius

Elon Musk, the billionaire inventor, X aficionado, and part-time Martian real estate developer, has announced his latest venture: the world’s first brain transplant. And in typical Musk fashion, he’s not stopping at a simple swap—he plans to pre-program the recipient’s new brain with the “essence of his own genius.”

Humanity Exhausts All Original Ideas: the well has run dry

The Philosopher Data Analyst and AI evangelist Dr. Dom Presley reports: Humanity has officially exhausted its reservoir of original ideas. From now on, the...

Tech Giants to Introduce Cloud Rent for Internet Use: Leaked Plans Unveil Digital Feudalism

Silicon Valley, CA - July 1, 2024 In an unexpected twist straight out of a dystopian novel, confidential documents leaked from the Silicon Valley Papers...

Nationwide Outcry as AI-Enhanced CCTV Cameras Accused of Targeting Black Men

  In a development that has sparked widespread controversy and outrage, a new wave of AI-enhanced CCTV cameras deployed across major U.S. cities is under...

Leaked Telegram Message Claims Encoded DNA Microchips to Replace Passwords for All Websites

  In a story that has taken the internet by storm, a leaked message on Telegram claims that the tech world is about to undergo...

The AI Wars for control of the Infosphere

The internet is humming with the latest developments in the field of artificial intelligence (AI). It's a fight to the death in the info's-sphere, an AI duel at dawn

A new map of the human body – warts and all

In Star Trek, Bones has instruments that scan your body, detects disease and then repairs. Sci Fi may be closer to reality than we think. Cell Mapping is creating an Atlas of the body

Bob Dylan Embraces AI Songwriting: A New Era for the Bard

Can AI write like Dylan? We asked AI to write Blowing in the Wind and this is what we got.

Vertical Farming on the up

Ever since we started growing food instead of chasing down our dinner with sticks and spears, we have gone horizontal. It was the big leap forward in  civilisation that defined us as a species for thousands of years. But now we are taking another leap, not forward but up.

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